Hello there, friends. Hezch’orba’nuruodo here—but please, call me Hez. Let’s be honest, you probably couldn’t pronounce it any other way, now, could you? Maybe not, but with a bit of training, a trick or two of the eyes and the right technology, even you could pass as a Chiss…or a Zeltron…hell, maybe even a human! How, you ask? The answer is simple.
Come to theChorba Intelligence Academy™! We’re a neutrally-aligned espionage academy located in the Industrial Sector of Nar Shaddaa dedicated to sharing our knowledge with the best freelance operatives the galaxy hopefully never sees. We welcome sentients from all backgrounds, of all allegiances and all species. We’re regularly hosts to Sith sorcerers, Republic Special Forces, and even Mandalorians, all under the same roof and with little-to-no bloodshed.
Now I know what you’re thinking: isn’t it dangerous or at very least foolish to gather opposing forces at the same place at the same time even if under a nonviolent pretense, and isn’t it especially bad in regards to a field in which secrecy, deception and subterfuge are the essential sustaining characteristics for any agency operating in such a field to openly advertise itself on public frequencies broadcast along both Republic and Imperial communications channels?
Firstly, few things are illegal on the Smuggler’s Moon when you’ve got the right connections. Lastly, and more importantly…once you move on from our facility, you’re likely going to be spending the remainder of your lives trying to kill each other. Why not share an educational experience for a change? You never know what you might learn.