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Is the Wink Implied?

Hez a posted Oct 3, 17

Greetings, true believers! You now find yourself at the long-defunct home of the Chorba Intelligence Academy, at least on the Interwebs. Nowadays we're a very small group who communicates through the Discord app, but once upon a time we were a small, fun SWTOR guild on the Jung Ma server. Turns out those people who 2 years ago claimed our shrinking server would be merged with a larger server can finally say "I told you so," assuming of course they still even play this game and/or pay attention to its developments. There's an article below describing in depth the changes they intend to bring during the United Forces update; alls I know is I personally will do my best to stake my claim on all things I think I deserve, be they my character name, guild, legacy, etc. Will you stand with me? Will you /kneel with me before Huttball matches for the sheer sake of pissing off overly sensitive, hyper-masculine-online neckbeards? Will long-lost SWTOR players return to the fold? Will any of the above come true?!? Tune in this November to find out!

This week will be our last lecture and next week will be our last week as The Chorba Intelligence Academy. All C.I.A members should attend, these next two weeks will be very memorable. 

This has been an amazing run as a whole. The C.I.A has been a guild that has impacted many people. We started as a small guild run by Hez, and blossomed into a community. Whether you joined the guild or enjoyed some classes at the Academy, all of you have had some sort of interaction with our little guild and I hope it was a good one. Unfortunately, as the title suggests, that is coming to an end. All of us together made the C.I.A into an amazing community where we can come together and RP or just goof around. Although things will be different, I hope that these bonds that we formed will last and leave a legacy behind. For the final time, this is your officers signing off. That's all folks!

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Yuskalia a It was a great time everyone. I loved every minute I have been in this guild, from the class night to our biweekly opera...

Weekly Breakdown

Yuskalia a posted May 17, 16

Hey everybody, it’s another great week here at the CIA!

Last week was another action packed week for the CIA, ending off with the completion of Terror from Beyond with a little help from our friends over in the Celestial Argonauts.

Let’s start this week off by saying happy birthday to everyone’s favorite headmaster, Violet-sky!

As per CIA routine, this week will start off with story night on Tuesday, followed by class night on Wednesday.

For the Rotator this week, we will be doing a PVE night.

This week will end off with an emote auction! Grab your wallets and get ready to snag some of those emotes you have been hoping to get your hands on!

Career Planning

Hez a posted May 11, 16

Saturday evening, after many months of intended planning, we finally came through and hosted Career Day, a social event designed to spotlight various guilds active on the Jung Ma server. It's an event we conceptualized back when there were a lot more large/active/communicative guilds on the Jung Ma server, but for whatever reason never got around to pulling off until now. Although I didn't personally spot many unguilded attendees at the event (although I may have missed a few while running around), in terms of social events the majority of people who attended relayed to us that they had a great time. We had one GenChat troll who called the event boring before being subsequently eviscerated by various persons who weren't even members of our guild. And while we ask our members to practice restraint in responding to such public criticism, it damn sure felt good to see people leap to our defense. We also had guests who began, for lack of a better term, trolling the event, but when asked to stop not only complied, but sincerely apologized for their lapse in etiquette. I don't know how else to say it: that shit was golden.

As for the guilds who presented and/or ran booths, I often found myself surprised and impressed. Opinions, first impressions I had developed during previous interactions were turned on their head. Again, golden. Without further ado, I'd like to give them shout-outs here. Sincerest thanks to:

We also had a PvP tournament, but being as though this isn't normally our bag, we went off some guidelines we found on the Official Forums that it turns out favored one class over the others. Our bad! I hope you all enjoyed the swag and had as much fun as we did. Of course, we did run over on time, so be on the lookout for our emote and item auction this Thursday at 9pm EST. Lastly, stay tuned to this frequency, because we've got more news on the way soon.

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